Friday, December 09, 2011

Keith Floyd's Bitter Regrets Over Channel 4's Car Crash Documentary


Keith Floyd bitterly regretted taking part in Channel 4’s appalling Keith Meets Keith documentary shortly before his death, his former manager has revealed.

The celebrity chef was desperately ill with bowel cancer when one-trick actor Keith Allen and his film crew doorstepped him at his farmhouse in the south of France and produced a highly unflattering film about his life.

Floyd was impoverished amid an acrimonious divorce with his fourth wife, and felt he couldn’t turn down the undisclosed sum they paid him for taking part.

His long-time manager Stan Green said the TV cook was fully aware he should never have done it.

“I told Keith not to do the programme because I knew he was in no fit state to be on television at the time. He was very ill,” he told Chef Sandwich.

“But they went to him directly, offered him the money and he accepted. He rang me up one day and said, ‘You’re not going to be very happy with me, I’ve been making a television show.’”

Floyd – the man who’d made cooking acceptable and inspired me to train as a chef - died of a heart attack at his friend Celia Martin’s home in Bridport, Dorset, in September 2009 as he sat down to view it.


It was dreadful to watch. From the moment the great cook was shown sleeping on a hotel sofa like some befuddled Chelsea Pensioner, his energy and spirit finally succumbing to a lifetime of fags and booze, it was clear it was going to be uncomfortable viewing. It was like watching the last hours of a dying God.

I remember trying to switch over several times, but it was Keith Floyd...

He might pull through and show his old magic, even a glimmer of it would do. But by the end I felt overwhelmingly sad, and desperately so the next day when I was told he’d died.

I wanted him to remain in my thoughts as the skewed bow tie-wearing roué lambasting Clive the cameraman, glass in hand, pan-frying sweetbreads and truffles, and heartily recommending that half the bottle should go into the daube, and the other half into the cook.

I wanted to remember him in his prime, drunk on the riverbank, hurling stones at a hapless fisherman who’d failed to catch any trout for the show. I wanted to remember him in Padstow, pretending to forget Rick Stein’s name as the fresh-faced cook squirmed on camera.

I wanted to be reminded of him serving a breaded beermat to a customer who’d complained about his Wiener schnitzel, and the live cookery demonstration when he’d left the giblet bag inside a roast duck.

I didn’t want to remember him as the frail, doddering, aged-beyond-his-years man in that dreadful documentary. It was car crash TV and chequebook "journalism" at its worst, and I still don’t know why Channel 4 aired it.

A spokesman for the broadcaster declined to comment or confirm how much the TV chef had been paid for taking part. "We would not comment on any contractual arrangement between us and Keith Floyd," he added.


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15 comments:

Dr_Rousseau said...

auMakes it sadder than it already was.

acidadam said...

Touching is that Lennie. Very touching indeed. I felt the same at the time. Horrible programme

Anonymous said...

Yes - nothing Victor Lewis Smith (Exec Producer) likes to do more than give a blind beggar 50p and then give him a good kicking.

NorthernSnippet said...

Just read your Keith Floyd post. Very sad, but glad I didn't watch the documentary.

ChefJonCrooks said...

That documentary was awful car crash TV.

NorthernSnippet said...

Prefer to think of him with his glass of red :)

Observer Food Monthly said...

This is very sad news on Keith Floyd.

danielwilkes said...

Very sad indeed, quite sickening.

davidcorway said...

Awful stuff.

Anonymous said...

Glad that i missed it - Keith was a legend!

Anonymous said...

Great piece of writing about a terrible piece of television. I watched the documentary on Youtube and found it to be voyeurism as its worst. The last days of a ill, confused man. Keith was a legend and deserves a better 'last show' than that Keith Allen trash. I heard Keith's daughter and David Pritchard were talking about putting together a proper tribute for him earlier this year...let's hope it comes off.

Anonymous said...

On the fourth anniversary of passing on the one and only KF..we miss u

Shaun S said...

There is only one, and will only ever be one, Keith Floyd. Legend.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone tell me the address of the restaurant he had in L'isle sur la sorgue in the late 70's?

Boz said...

Check Out the Autobiography "Stirred But Not Shaken" and also the Desert Island Discs episode on BBC Radio iPlayer