We’d been urged not to review Chez Gaston by one or
two regulars who loved the place the way it was, and didn’t want it frequented
by trolls. But trolls don’t eat real food, we said. They live under bridges in the Cambodian capital Phnom Penh, feasting on passing, bloated corpses.
But as it turned out, we nearly didn’t find the
place anyway. Because, like all great restaurants, it was tucked away in a
hard-to-find spot. In this case, a rough neighbourhood with ludicrously random
building numbers on Street 15, just off Kandal market, where you wouldn’t even
park your moped, let alone expect to find French cooking of such an
exceptionally high standard.
It was Saturday night and the small bistro was
nearly empty, but still had bags of atmosphere. A French party was sat at the
bar sipping drinks, all laughing before they’d finished a sentence, the soft
hum of blues, or was it jazz, in the background.
There was no menu, or English translations – just
blackboards on the brothel-red walls, giving the names of bistro classics like
oeufs mimosa (devilled eggs), joue de boeuf au vin rouge (braised ox cheeks),
and andouillette de Troyes (gloriously stinky sausages made from pork
intestines) that a French mayor once famously said politics should be like –
smell a little like shit, but not too much.
I loved the place already. It was the very
antithesis of pretence and unmitigated poncery. A true bistro, not a brasserie,
with simple, hearty meals and a short menu. There were seven wines of the
month, and we ordered the 2007 Bordeaux for $17, which was nicely chilled and
eminently drinkable. We swigged away as a basket of excellent French bread
arrived, quickly followed by our starters of foie gras ($14.50) and escargots
de Bourgogne ($7).
The snails were magnificent and cooked in parsley
and garlic butter, which when you turned the shells over drooled into a
savoury, verdant pool, with bread for the mopping. They were piping hot on a
clay dish that looked like a Stone Age egg poacher, and came with an arsenal of
curious tools that reminded me of that scene in Marathon Man. “Is it safe?” I
don’t know, but it was bloody delicious.
The foie gras was heavenly and a hymn to the
pudding-like texture, rich flavour, and oily feel of this decadent,
feather-ruffling dish. It came with strips of tomato skin garnish, and two
spots of stewed plum and fig puree, the perfect accompaniment to the buttery
foie.
The service was excellent, and our Khmer waitress
was as knowledgeable and passionate about the food, as she was insistent with
her recommendations. And I felt so sorry for her when the comedy moment came,
and she knocked over my wine glass, leaving the tablecloth looking like a
butcher’s apron. She kept apologising over and over, and the more we made light
of it, the more she seemed to despise herself.
My main of onglet a l‘echalotte ($9.50) had come
highly recommended by our server – who said it was far superior to the girlie
filet de boeuf ($9.50). It’s a ropey-textured cut (skirt steak in English,
hanger stake in Ameriglish) from the cow’s kidney area and packed full of
offal-like flavour. It was beautifully rare, which it has to be or it gets far
too chewy, and was topped with a mountain of sliced shallots fried in the pan
juices.
It came with cauliflower, green beans and carrot
that were just the right side of crisp, and a tower of gratin dauphinoise that
was beautifully creamy if a little under seasoned. The peppercorn sauce was
very good, not overly spiced, and with all the richness of a good
béarnaise-style base. Whoever was slaving away at the stove – presumably
the owner who’d answered the phone and given us directions in French as we
padded up and down Street 15 – clearly knew what they were doing.
My friend’s main of magret de canard ($9.50) was
wonderful too. He’d asked for medium, and the duck breast came in pale pink
slices, with the same vegetable garnish, and was full of gamey flavour. He
chose red wine sauce that could have been reduced a tad more to remove the
acidity, but was still good.
For afters, our waitress recommended the raw milk
camembert ($3.50) – which was beautifully punchy and just starting to grow
legs. And the reblochon ($3.50) had a nutty flavour, with a faint, earthy,
musky taste of truffles. They were such generous portions, it would cost you
more buying them from the swag bag carriers at Lucky Supermarket. Not that
you’d get that quality there.
There was nothing pompous about the place at all.
The owner, who looked happy and well-oiled, came through after service and
shook everyone’s hand with a cheery “bon soir”. He was clutching a mysterious
potion, and two saucers with what looked like a marshmallow in each. He poured
a few drops in and they sprouted into white sausages. What fiendish trickery
and bolts of bedevilment? We both stared.
“It same as thiz,” he said, pointing at the napkin
on my lap. We wiped our faces and were engulfed in menthol. He was soon pouring
us home-made strawberry vodka that was so thick it could have been happily
up-ended without fear of spillage. We then moved on to Calvados, which was the
perfect end to a wonderful meal.
We left with a Ready Brek glow, feeling very happy
and full. The owner shook our hands again on the way out. “Did you cook the
meal?” I asked. “Me! No way! She did,” he said, pointing at a pretty Khmer
woman sitting on a moped. We thanked her several times until it became
embarrassing. ”I wonder if she’s married,” my friend asked, as we loaded our
guns and headed back out into the hood.
Chez
Gaston, #76, Street 15, Phnom Penh (Tel: 077 910 945). Meal for two, including
drinks and service: $70
And wandering around France for two weeks we utterly failed to find any meal remotely resembling this. *droooool*
ReplyDeleteEvery bistro we visited had either gone totally up itself and was failing to deliver over-ambitious modern tossery, or was squarely targetting the tourist market and thus served the classics done crapily.
But as you say, in France or Phnom Penh, it comes down to knowing which little back-alley the great local bistro is hidden down. And we had no French friends to help us.
Great blog! Thanks for the read :)
ReplyDeleteThe french food there looks amazing! I wish I could try it out!
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